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Justin Bieber: The Only Important Person In Professional Basketball

By / 09.05.11

From Twitter, where the right teenager can say “hamburger” and make it a Worldwide Trending Topic:


And such is the aftermath of LudaDay Weekend, the Labor Day festivities at the Morehouse Forbes Arena in Atlanta featuring a charity basketball game championed by the black star of white movies and a 17-year old Canadian pop singer who looks like Kim Darby circa True Grit and commands more instant, teary-eyed response than any popular basketball player. The event raised $10,000 for charity, and at first you’re like “oh, okay, that’s cool” and then you realize Bieber probably paid $10,001 for his Hummer limo ride to the game.
Regardless, it’s nearly impossible to find pictures of Chris Paul or Kevin Durant from this game unless they’re in Bieb’s background, so check out this mini-gallery of pictures courtesy of Gossip Center and try to find your favorites. Also, if you go to Gossip Center you can watch a video of Bieber emulating Steve Nash’s crossover and jumping almost one inch off the ground for a lay-up while his 17-year old Chinese girlfriend Knives Chau claps along happily from the sidelines.
Two things to note as you flip through the gallery:

1. The best way to spend Labor Day is observing someone who will never know labor
2. That regulation basketball takes up like 1/4 of Justin Bieber’s body.

Can’t turn a ho into a housewife; hoes don’t act right.

I think this is shopped*
*(Iman Shumpert, seen here illustrating the life of the American teen boy)

Team rosters. Note: Ludacris does not know how to spell “Bieber”.

Bieber on the biench with his manager, Scooter Braun. How awesome is it that Justin Bieber’s manager is named both “Scooter” and “Braun”?

that’s no moon!

Hopefully somebody will make a shadow profile of this and put it on a pair of shoes.


Gonna be honest, all I can think of when I see this picture is


*swoon*


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