In case you didn’t enjoy the homosexual overtones of yesterday’s fantasy football freeroll announcement, here are the butts of some football girls. It’s a more predictable way to get you to sign up, but hey, I’m gonna try everything.
Our friends at DraftStreet have decided to stop punishing me with fantasy baseball failures and offer up money from a $250 cash pool to the top finishers in a With Leather Free Fantasy Football game. It’s free, it takes about a quarter of a second to prepare, and it can win you guaranteed cash money. Most pro football players aren’t even promised that. Click any of the hyperlinks in this post to sign up.
The game happens this weekend, and it’s going to work a lot like our baseball games; you’ll sign up (for free, again, I’m not going to make you pay for anything) and pick your team, and the team with the best performance in this Sunday’s games wins money. So do the next five top teams.
And there you have it. Fantasy football shouldn’t be as hard a sell as our previous fantasy baseball games, because fantasy football is extremely popular and nobody likes baseball. I’m going to be playing, and so will an absolute gaggle of UPROXX personalities I badger (at least Burnsy), so sign up and join in and brag to your friends about how badly you destroyed the editor and staff of popular sports blog.
And make sure they see this post, not yesterday’s.