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Links
A Short Time Ago In A Stadium Not Far Far Away – The only thing Jason Fry of Faith and Fear In Flushing knows more about than the New York Mets is Star Wars, so it is super awesome that he got to be a Stormtrooper for the Mets. Read about his story (he’s the one in the picture). [Faith and Fear]
Twitter Reacts To The News That Basketball Star Glen Rice Allegedly Banged Sarah Palin In 1987 – This is a great follow-up to yesterday’s article on With Leather for two reasons — one, it’s funny, and two, it gets the Tea Party yahoos googling “Sarah Palin Glen Rice” shuffled off to a different section of UPROXX. [UPROXX]
Six TV-Inspired Video Games That Were Nothing Like The Shows That Inspired Them – I remember playing that Home Improvement game and thinking it was one of the dumbest things ever. Somebody should make a King of Queens game where you have to drive post-apocalyptic battle cars. [Warming Glow]
The 15 Best Singing Performances In Non-Musical Films – Do the Country Bears count? What about “Don Henley as a Country Bear”? Because that was pretty amazing. [UPROXX]
Christina Hendricks Would Still Like To Be Wonder Woman – I would like for Christina Hendricks to stop smoking, get a part of her body other than the boobs in shape and display some sort of athleticism anywhere ever before getting to be Wonder Woman. [Gamma Squad]
AKNITomy: Amazing Knitted Dissected Animals – This is cute, and is the only way dissection should be done. The only thing I ever dissected was owl poop, and I didn’t get much farther than OH GOD THAT IS BONES. [Gamma Squad]
Awesome Mash-Up Alert: Twilight Plus Slapshot – Awesome mash-up idea alert: Slapshot plus anything. [Film Drunk]
Tyler Perry Tops Forbes’ List, Proves There Is No God – Mr. Brown is pretty funny, but no, not “millions and millions of dollars” funny. [Smoking Section]
Behold, the Greatest Book of All Time – This is number two all time, right behind The Bluest Eye. I’m gonna guess they have similar plots. [Buzzfeed]
Amanda Seyfried: ‘I can’t believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it’ – I did, I totally did, I just didn’t want to sit through 45 minutes of Diablo Cody dialogue to get there. I checked out somewhere after “honest to blog”. [FARK]
20 Other Anticlimactic ‘Star Trek 2’ Confirmations – “Deep Space Nine will not appear, and we will continue pretending it didn’t exist, except in video packages about how we’re ahead of our time when it comes to gender and race relations.” [Moviefone]
Internet Browsers as Pretty Ladies – what [Unreality]
