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Arrested Development Cast Reuniting for 10 More Shows & A Movie (No, Seriously This Time) - Six seasons and a movie! [Film Drunk]
Arrested Development Returns And The Internet Rejoices - If your friend says meh and thinks this won’t “live up” to the original series, tell him to appreciate it when he gets wonderful magical presents from God. I don’t care if this is just deleted scenes in a montage, I’m all over it. [UPROXX]
The Best Of #Entertainment 720 - Aw Snapple, are we calling everybody baby, now? [UPROXX]
Taylor Swift Performs With T.I. & Usher In Atlanta - Sorta like when Nelly recorded a song with Tim McGraw, but for teenagers instead of old people. [Smoking Section]
Life After Death: Cassettes Are Making A Indie Comeback - Hopefully cassingles will make a comeback, too, and I can finally unload this Poison “Unskinny Bop” cassingle I’ve been hoarding since like 1989. [Smoking Section]
Kenan Thompson Is Marrying This. - AW HERE IT GO. Ah well, the guy has had a sustainable comedy career for almost two decades, was a Mighty Duck and was in Good Burger. He deserves it. [Warming Glow]
Pie-Humper’s Wife Bought Him A Beej From A Hooker - Best/saddest line: “The most exciting part of the day was Keisha complimenting me on my blowjob skills. I love approval of any kind.” [Film Drunk]
Little Kid’s Reaction To Darth Vader Being Luke’s Father - Now let’s see his reaction to making the car lights come on using only The Force. [Gamma Squad]
5 Most Insane iPhone 5 Rumors - It will do your dishes! It can command your dog from over five miles away! It can sprout legs and attack you on the moon! YOU MUST HAVE IPHONE 5. [Buzzfeed]
High School Football Player Quits Team to Become Cheerleader - Good for him! I quit my high school football team to concentrate on my studies, and because I was terrible at football and shouldn’t have been on the football team. [Brobible]
The 20 Most Successful Christian-Themed Films of All Time - Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland counts, as it contained Christian themes like killing a dragon with a jumping sword slash and dancing so excitedly your head spins around. [Pajiba]