I don’t want to dip too much into our uncle Matt’s territory, but there was no way I wasn’t going to acknowledge the way “Saturday Night Live” absolutely destroyed the Kardashian family and especially Kris Humphries the other night. As we all know, Kim Kardashian and her Satanic soul thief mother, Kris Jenner, made at least $17 million off of her wedding to Humphries, regardless of what they try to convince their masses of mouth-breathing enablers.
Thankfully, in an episode of SNL that was otherwise as disappointing as we’ve come to expect, the show hit hard and early at the E! network’s biggest money maker, and the hardest hit were Humphries and Olympic legend Bruce Jenner, who was played to an amazing accuracy by Taran Killam. Andy Samberg’s brief impersonation of Humphries made my heart smile, and I can watch this video over and over. For our Canadian friends who can’t watch Hulu, I apologize, but I urge you to just accept our eventual dominance.
