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Albert Pujols Murders Rangers Pitching With A Gun In Latest Taiwanese Animation

By 12.09.11

In case you ever wanted to see Albert Pujols pull out a pistol and shoot somebody in the face, here’s Next Media Animation’s latest encapsulation of current events. If gun violence isn’t your bag, there’s also a moment where Angels owner Arte Moreno cuts a pizza with a chainsaw and tries to eat it with his face.

My favorite part is Taiwan’s super accurate portrayal of Texas — as a resident of central Texas myself, I can verify that we train our baseball teams by putting on Texas flag-themed clothing, dragging them out to the desert and whipping them while an Asian child does sabermetrics on a calculator. Put the kid in a long sleeve Longhorns shirt and you’re 100%.

Second best part: a Taiwanese lady trying to say “Wilson”. I don’t want to sound prejudiced or anything, but holy sh*t.

[via NMA World Edition]


TOPICS#MLB
TAGSALBERT PUJOLSBaseballC.J. WILSONLOS ANGELES ANGELSNOLAN RYANST LOUIS CARDINALSTAIWANtaiwanese animationTEXAS RANGERSTRADES!

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