When it comes to Playboy Magazine, I look at it a lot like “Saturday Night Live.” Both are iconic institutions that have created sources of inspiration for many people over the last three decades or more, and both were revolutionary at their respective times of inception. On the other hand, they’ve both been running on fumes creatively for roughly the last 10 years or so, as they’ve surrendered to the status quo instead of constantly trying to raise the bar, as any source of creativity and imagination should.
And while both are criticized immensely for their lack of effort and uninspired retreads, Playboy at least has boobies, and that’s why we’re here today. Despite Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos being on the wrong end of a 45-10 annihilation against the New England Patriots on Saturday, people still love them some Tebow, and that includes a bunch of Playboy Playmates, who spent last week Tweeting pictures of themselves Tebowing. Despite their best, incredibly sexy efforts, Tebow did not succumb to their seductive ways as he continues to save himself for the virginal Katy Perry.
On a sadder note, with the playoffs over for the Broncos, so ends the excitement that we’ve had with Tebowmania. Frankly, I’m a little exhausted from the whole thing, so unless some actual news suddenly breaks out, we’re gonna take a little break from discussing everything Tebow after today. At least for a day until I remember how awesome his name is for web traffic. Until then, bring on the sexy ladies!
(Images via Buzzfeed.)
A better look at Amanda here.
Amanda actually Tebowed her way across Washington D.C. Hopefully not in the metro, because it smells like pee.
As if Lincoln wasn’t hard enough. *rimshot, pants fall down*
Her parents must have laughed a little when they named her, but at least she looks like this.
She does that hot Japanese thing that I love, and she looks like this.
A hot Russian woman? Never heard of it. Meanwhile…
I could become friends with this woman.
Jaime was once a Miami Dolphins cheerleader, which leads me to my second point: MIAMI HAS THE BEST CHEERLEADERS! *throws down mic, walks off stage*
I would like very much for Jessa Hinton to meet my mother.
May is my birth month, which has nothing to do with this except, “Hello Kassie.”
It’s absolutely a crime that Leola Bell gets the shortest month.
I’m pretty sure that if you name a girl Summer she’s going to grow up to at least be above average in looks.
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