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Links
Five ’90s Comic Book Movies That Could Use a Reboot – None of them! No more comic book movies. It’s time to go back to actual books and makes the comics guys work for their money for a few years. I would like to see a new The Rocketeer, though. [Gamma Squad]
Incontrovertible Proof that Tom Cruise is Not Gay – Now contrast this with NASCAR guys, who’ll tell you that Jeff Gordon is gay because he’s mildly handsome. [Warming Glow]
Rihanna’s Smoking Something In Hawaii – I can’t wait until 30 years from now when she’s doing guest spots on Enzyte commercials. “Come on, rude boy! Get it up!” [Smoking Section]
Hanksy Brings Together Tom Hanks And Banksy. Finally. – Somebody do an Andy Warhol/Andy Griffith mash-up so I can laugh and clap my hands and pretend like the Internet was around in the 1960s. [UPROXX]
Andy Warhol At Gristede’s Supermarket, 1962 – Eh, close enough. [High Definite]
George Lucas Talks Retirement, Racism, And Nuking The Fridge – George Lucas should do a Barbara Walters special and admit that he’s just not very good at this, got pretty lucky 35 years ago and is happy to know Spielberg and Coppola. Also that his head looks like a throw pillow. [Gamma Squad]
Michelle Trachtenberg May Have A Sex Tape – Or a “walking around naked tape”, or something. Regardless, the Euro Trip fan in me as going !!!!!!! Uh, sorry, I meant “the Buffy fan”. [FARK]
25 People Who Thought SOPA Was About Soap – 25 people who thought NAFTA was about space travel! Make it happen, Buzzfeed! [Buzzfeed]
7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now – Good job, Burnsy. The most fitting end to my run at With Leather would be for HuffPo to buy UPROXX and fire me. They’re like the Clear Channel of the Internet. [HuffPost Comedy]
‘The Day the LOL Cats Died’ Is the Official Song of the SOPA Protests – I also would’ve accepted the Boxxy I AM NOT TROLLIN’ remix or something involving a Weird Al version of the Bed Intruder. [The FW]
The 11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale’s Career – What’s weird is that I’d honestly be more interested in reading the “1 Good Movie Of Kate Beckinsale’s Career” list. Is it Laurel Canyon? No, it can’t be that. [Pajiba]
Couple Attempts to Explode a Car By Using Flaming Tampons – If this is viral marketing for Grand Theft Auto 5 I am so excited. [Brobible]
