Over the weekend, one of the most controversial subjects we’ve ever debated on this site came to a head, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton finally openly discussed the elephant in the room. And obviously that elephant is her, because she’s a fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t fit through the kitchen door.
Obviously I’m being facetious, but people on these here Interwebs are still trying to give Upton a complex about her curves, and I’ll say it a million times over – if Kate Upton is fat, then Kirstie Alley is a f*cking planet.
Over the weekend, though, Upton’s latest endorsement deal didn’t necessarily help her cause, as Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s released their newest commercial for the Southwest Patty Melt, featuring Upton forever altering the way we will look at our girlfriends as they eat hamburgers. I hope the people responsible for all of Geico’s commercials watch this ad and then think long and hard about their next screaming pig commercial. Seriously, guys, cut it out already.
And if you’re an advertising snob, here’s the behind-the-scenes video that Carl’s Jr. released a few weeks ago as well.
I want more like this!
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