Brandon is currently gallivanting around Austin, TX for SXSW, hopefully crop-dusting the “homeless hotspots” for me, so in the meantime you’ll have to make do with me and my top bunkmate Danger Guerrero this week. We promise we’ll keep our PDAs to a minimum.
In the meantime, you can go to President Barack Obama’s website and fill out your March Madness bracket to see if you can beat his predictions. Anyone who beats him gets ultimate bragging rights, but everyone who loses has to chip in and raise $13 trillion, so be sure to read the fine print.
‘It was a fake dick’ – The David Wain Interview | Film Drunk
Meme Watch: The Internet Turns #Kony2012 Into A Cringe Humor Meme In Record Time |UPROXX|
Submit Your Best Scream to BlackBoxTV! |Gamma Squad|
TV GIFs of the Week |Warming Glow|
Suck It, Australia: Florida Broke The Bikini Parade World Record |With Leather|
Move Over Peyton: Colts Cut Dallas Clark, Looking To Trade Dwight Freeney |Smoking Section|
‘Lucille and Mitt’ Is The Lucille Bluth/Mitt Romney Mashup Daymaker The World Has Been Clamoring For |UPROXX|
Here’s A Delightful Collection Of Animals On Swings |UPROXX|
Fun with Shia Labeouf’s beard and cardigan |Film Drunk|
Wiz Khalifa Wins High Times’ “Stoner Of The Year” Award |Smoking Section|
5 Sim Spinoffs That Should be Revived |Gamma Squad|
Watch Hulk Hogan Flush His Remaining Dignity Before The Sex Tape Arrives |With Leather|
Discussion and Poll: What Sunday Night Shows Do You Watch? |Warming Glow|
Top 20 Most Worthless Ads At SXSW |Buzzfeed|
SXSW Bingo! |HuffPost Comedy|
Twenty-six instances where the book was better than the movie |FARK|
15 Awesome Vintage PSAs You Probably Forgot |The FW|
The First 7 People I’d Audition for the Lead Role in a Rush Limbaugh Biopic |Pajiba|
A Gallery of Gorgeous Zelda Watercolors |Unreality|
SrslySirius – Willy Wonka “You Get Nothing” Remix |High Definite|
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