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Gronk Is Begging You To Curse Him, Bro

By / 03.09.12

New England Patriots tight end slash adult film industry philanderer slash teenage dunk master Rob Gronkowski is harnessing the power of social media (and obnoxious-for-pay viral videos) to compel his fan base to rock the ESPN’s SportsNation vote and get him on the cover of ‘Madden 13′.

His plan includes:

- Doing bicep curls with a crutch

- Making aggressive animal noises into his friend’s stomach

- Tons and tons of Zubaz pants

- Just getting jacked at all times

- Going crazy

- Inviting you to check out his brothers, who cannot stop exercising on the floor of Gronk’s house even when he’s injured.

- Putting on sunglasses without using his hands

- Getting hyped

- Getting Gronked

Sounds solid, bro. I want to see a follow-up video where instead of asking fans to vote for him, Peyton Hillis tells his bros that he’s not feeling well, and he’s probably just gonna go take a nap.


TOPICS#NFL#video games
TAGSFootballmaddenMADDEN CURSENew England Patriotspeyton hillisROB GRONKOWSKI

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