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10 Athletes Who Would Have Been Greater If They Listened To Kenny F*cking Powers – If you missed this yesterday, kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. (but no, seriously, read it) [With Leather]
10 Celebrities Who Look Like Abandoned Mattresses – Somehow this may be the greatest meme in Internet history, simply for how accurate it is. Poor January Jones. [UPROXX]
Madonna Joins Twitter For A Day, Flirts With Deadmau5 – Prince should join Twitter, he should have a midi of one keyboard note playing in the background and every tweet should be the continuation of the same non-stop sentence. [UPROXX]
5 Directions Medicine Can Go In Now That Cancer Is Toast – More stuff that gives 70-year olds boners, please! [Gamma Squad]
Quick Hits: Verdicts and Renewal Odds on 5 New Television Series – Everything on CBS: loved and renewed. Everything on NBC: good stuff canceled, stuff that looks like it should be on CBS renewed. [Warming Glow]
Hunger Games Review: The Future is Blurry – I sure am excited to keep hearing people talk about this movie when I’m in line at the grocery store. [Film Drunk]
Question Of The Day: Who’s Copping The Air Yeezy 2? – I don’t know what that means. [Smoking Section]
20 Supporting Actors From ’90s TV Shows Then And Now – A nice follow-up to my Waldo Geraldo Faldo joke in yesterday’s Best and Worst Of WWE Raw report. [Buzzfeed]
‘Zou Bisou Bisou’ & 15 Other Awkward TV Serenades – David Brent and Greg Brady absolutely do not count. Uncle Jesse absolutely does. [HuffPost Comedy]
Forget Kony 2012, getting Steve Holt in the Arrested Development movie is the most important cause of the year – Steve Holt! Not getting arrested for public masturbation! [Fark]
‘Downton Abbey’ Gets an American Spoof With ‘Downton Arby’s’ – Great, now I want jalapeno poppers, a roast beef sandwich the size of my face and a Mountain Dew the size of the rest of my body. [The FW]
The 10 Best Shows in the Fox Network’s 25 Year History – I’m sure ‘Woops!’ is number 11 and Pajiba just made a mistake. [Pajiba]