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Peyton Manning's Reportedly A Denver Bronco

Where's Your Messiah Now, Tim Tebow?

By 03.19.12

It’s Twitter Official: Peyton Manning is about to become a Denver Bronco. In a related story, Tim Tebow is up Sh*t Creek and accidentally tossed his oar into the wilderness.

When God closes a door, he opens a window — now that the “WHERE WILL PEYTON MANNING GO? I BET IT’S HERE” story every city with a football team’s newspaper has been writing for the last month is dead, it will be replaced by “COULD TIM TEBOW END UP IN OUR CITY WITH A FOOTBALL TEAM?” Boston.com is already on it, projecting that Tebow will be traded to the Patriots, for some reason. He’s also being traded to Arizona, Miami, Jacksonville and any other regional website that needs page views.

More on the story as it develops, especially if it involves Tebow singing in the garden of Gethsemane.


TOPICS#NFL#Twitter
TAGSDENVER BRONCOSESPNFootballIT'S A REFERENCE TO THE TEN COMMANDMENTS I'M NOT BEING SACRILEGIOUSPEYTON MANNINGtim tebowTRADE RUMORS

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