BEST: BOING! Y2-WHOOPS! AYATOLLAH OF SLIP-OROLLA
I know we all knew that Jericho and Punk had more time in their feud and that Wrestlemania didn’t really solve anything and really I’m fine with that. But I always feel a whisper of disappointment when the night after Wrestlemania the same dudes are messing with each other all over again because they ain’t done yet.
Let’s say you ask Katie Parker out to the Winter Formal and she’s like “sure” and that night you dance with her twice, nothing happens because you don’t have chemistry and then you leave her at the dance because you went to a much cooler party. The next Monday at school do you even interact with Katie? No, because you settled your relationship at the dance that everyone paid $65 to see the previous weekend.
That said, Punk vs. Jericho at Extreme Rules is going to be fun and Punk is probably gonna break a glass of crystal pepsi on Jericho’s head because Jericho is probably going to break another half dozen bottles of liquor on Punk’s head and hopefully the bottle doesn’t CLEARLY START TO BREAK BEFORE IT REACHES ITS DESTINATION. Also would be cool if Jericho doesn’t slip in the mess he made but yeah, wipeouts are pretty funny.
Also, logic is fun and it makes sense that Jericho (being a huge dick) would pour booze all over Punk while he’s incapable of defending himself. Let’s all cross fingers that pouring booze all over someone who is repulsed by alcohol doesn’t become the new jumping off the roof of your house on some dude laying on a table in the front yard.
WORST: SLIDESHOW RECAP LONGER THAN MATCH
They are definitely rubbing this in, right? Right? Daniel Bryan gets the Chavo Guerrero treatment (times fartrillion) and then they show a slideshow recap that took longer than the amount of time the match took.
It also bugs me that Sheamus walks onto the ramp and does his pose before the really important part of his intro song hits. It’s like he’s in the Gorilla position and he hears “It’s a shame to…” on the speakers and he’s all “THAT’S MA MUSIC” and trots out, strikes his pose and is halfway down the ramp by the time the chorus hits.
BEST: INSERT DEL RIO HERE; FUN ENSUES
Sheamus is wrong, people don’t want to see you brogue kick anyone in the face.
Del Rio is right, nobody will remember Sheamus won the title, they will only remember Daniel Bryan getting totally boned.
This crowd is right, DAN-IEL BRY-AN DAN-IEL BRY-AN DAN-IEL BRY-AN
Ricardo is wrong, don’t give Alberto your mic because then we won’t be able to hear you plus Del Rio will be distracted (but we know you meant well).
Anyways, Alberto Del Rio!!! He’s back and man it feels like we have a LOT of talent on our hands these days. Exciting times.