I don't know what it is about fame that makes people think they can be musicians. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made sex tapes to become famous, and then to maintain their celebrity statuses they decided to become pop singers. Plenty of actors have done it - Keanu Reeves, Gary Sinise, Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, to name a few - and God knows there are quite a few athletes who think they're regular Scott Stapps. I'm no Darren Rovell, but I'm willing to guess that 99% of them have failed.
But for some mind-bending, unknown reason, becoming a music star has always been a favorite hobby of professional wrestlers and every single one of them that has tried it has been terrible. Sure, that's personal opinion, but I'd love to know who I'm overlooking. In the meantime, I'm sure that I've overlooked plenty of the most terrible singing wrestlers, but I could only handle 15 videos in the YouTube wormhole before I was screaming in agony.
Witness the horror for yourselves and feel free to add your least favorite songs in the comments.
(Banner via Flickr/Johnny Treehouse)
With the Wrestling Boot Band, of course.