IMPORTANT EDIT: If you’re seeing this for the first time, make sure to also check out our unnecessarily thorough follow-up, featuring GIFs, every picture we could find and some slow motion video. It’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke won heat 2 of the Women’s 100 metres hurdles at the 14th IAAF World Junior Championships in Barcelona over the weekend, and if you watch the following video closely you’ll take away three major observations:
1. Michelle Jenneke is good at hurdles.
2. Michelle Jenneke is smoking hot.
3. Michelle Jenneke is the only thing your brain will let you think of when Michelle Jenneke is dancing.
While everyone else is stretching out and concentrating, Michelle starts go-go dancing. The announcers mention how she’s “certainly having fun”, and then she kills everybody at the hurdles. When she wins, she hugs everyone and waves at the crowd.
If you watch this clip and don’t love Michelle Jenneke, please consult your physician.
Edit: The original video was taken down (because God forbid track and field get any kind of positive publicity, right?) but here’s a back-up outfitted with a terrible soundtrack. Enjoy.