16-year old U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney is a vault boss who was supposed to destroy everyone in the world at the thing she was born to do. Unfortunately for her, things didn't work out like that.
"I can't blame it on anything except I screwed up," Maroney told Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! Sports.
Though the vault champion could not hold back her tears, she sustained her professional posture.
"I'm happy to be the Olympic silver medalist," Maroney said. "I really am." (via Fashion And Style)
As happy as she claimed to be, the photo at the top of his post is now her legacy. Some have called her a "mean girl" for being the Most Pissed Off Person About Vaulting Ever, but some have taken a more constructive approach: cropping her out of that photo and pasting her onto images of exciting things. Enter: McKayla Is Not Impressed, my new favorite Tumblr until Burnsy updates the one about stuff coming out of Miley Cyrus' vagina.
Here are a few of our favorites, with a generous hat tip to Jen Haley.
Okay, now she's just lying.