Here’s a monkey riding a deer, because there’s no better way to start your Friday. (Via)
15 ‘If You Watch It Backwards’ Variations Arguably More Compelling Than The Original Movie |UPROXX|
10 Netflix Instant TV Comedy Recommendations That May Have Flown Under Your Radar |Warming Glow|
Aurora shooting victim tells Dave Mustaine not to blame Obama (Note: not a mad lib) |Film Drunk|
Celebrities Make The Most Amazing Workout Videos: A Golden Treasury Of Shamelessness |With Leather|
Five Reasons You Need To Play ‘Sleeping Dogs’ |Gamma Squad|
Rick Ross Finally Admits To Past As Correctional Officer…Kind Of |Smoking Section|
The 2012 KSK Fantasy Team Naming Guide |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Meet Ridiculously Photogenic Syrian Rebel |Buzzfeed|
Fight Club: A Love Story |HuffPost Comedy|
Toy Story Sneak Preview Of The Day |Daily What|
19 Old-Timey Slang Terms to Bolster Your Vocabulary |Mental Floss|
If Star Wars Was an ’80s Teen Movie |Unreality|
“I Hope All The Bad Things In Life Happen To You And Nobody Else But You.” |High Definite|
OH MY DAYUM: Auto-Tune’d Five Guys Review Is Gregory Brothers’ Best |Hypervocal|
‘Celebrating’ the early cinema of Chuck Norris. Including the film with, er, the line “That’s why ostriches die young” |Fark|
15 TV Villains Out of Whom You Want to Hate F**k The Evil |Pajiba|
Science Says Drinking at Work Makes You a Better Employee |BroBible|
25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean |College Humor|
