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Cowboys.Com Now A Gay Dating Site, Still More About Football Than Browns.Com

By / 09.24.12

The Dallas Cowboys have mastered The Internet, but not in the way they’d intended.

Back in 2007, the Dallas Cowboys placed a winning bid on the Cowboys.com domain name, but never actually handed over the 275K they’d bid “due to an internal miscommunication”. Given the timeframe I’m gonna guess the internal miscommunication was “somebody saw a GoDaddy commercial and thought they should look into it, because dancing ladies”, but that’s unconfirmed. The report, from Domain Name News by way of Shutdown Corner:

The domain name brought in a $275,000 bid from a phone-in bidder at the recent TRAFFIC domain live auction in Hollywood, Florida. The bidder had been earlier identified to be a representative from the Dallas Cowboys NFL team. An inside source confirmed with DomainNameNews that the deal began to fall apart over a misunderstanding with the bidder on what the bid of “275″ actually meant. It appears the bidder thought they were buying the domain for $275.00 rather than $275,000.

Cowboys.com remained dormant for years, but now in the most Internet thing of all time, the site is operational … and it’s a cowboy-themed gay dating site. No, seriously, look:

Are you a country western cowboy looking for a man to ride into the sunset with? Come and create [a] relationship with singles [who] share your appreciation for the country way of life. You’ll be able to find your perfect match here.

According to a press release from the owner of the site, it’s not necessarily a “gay cowboy dating site”, as it looks “serve the needs of straight daters as well”, as long as said straight daters want to f**k a homosexual cowboy guy. No matter what, the site will continue to serve 0% of people looking for Orie Lemon’s FR stats.

I’d hate to see what’s going on at Bears.com.


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSDALLAS COWBOYSFootballNOT MASTERS OF THEIR DOMAINonline datingthe gaysThe Internetwhoops

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