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The With Leather Hot Twitter List Buzz Words Top 25: Playmates I’d Like To Watch Golf With

By 09.26.12

Well, hello friends. Welcome back to this week’s running series of the actual, honest to Jesus Twitter accounts that you should be following. This isn’t butt-kissing with buzz words, as much as it’s our tight-knit little family trying to help make your social media experience more fulfilling. So far, my good friends Bobby Big Wheel and Danger Guerrero have filled you in on the Twitter accounts that mean so much to them, and now I’m going to school you on the Playboy Playmates that I’d like watch golf with.

I’m a huge golf fan, and I love playing. I also love Playboy. In fact, on a few occasions, I’ve contemplated entering one of the Playboy Golf events and putting on a little exhibition with my Sasquatch for the ladies. But the problem is that I suck at golf, and I’d just end up embarrassing myself. So I figured the solution to that is that I’d just watch golf with some Playmates and wow them with my knowledge, because chances are they don’t like golf, and they’d be like, “Wow, Burnsy, you’re like the king of golf.”

So here, in no particular order, are 25 Playboy Playmates and models that are fun to follow on Twitter and are now invited to come watch golf with me.

1) Ciara Price

We already know that she likes hockey, and now there’s no hockey, so she has free time and golf is more exciting than hockey, so it works out well.

2) Heather Knox

I don’t really know anything about Heather, so I could tell her about how awesome it used to be to watch Tiger dominate and she could tell me about what it’s like being painfully attractive.

3) Anna Sophia Berglund

You know what? I don’t really know anything about the rest of these Playmates, so I’m just going to look at pictures of them while I make a list of golf questions that I would ask them.

4) Pilar Lastra

Do you believe that the belly putter should be outlawed in the PGA?

5) Ashley Hobbs

Do you miss Payne Stewart and his socks? I sure do.


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