This f**king guy.
An Egyptian-born bodybuilder has just had his 31 inch biceps crowned the biggest in the world.
Moustafa Ismail, 24, has spent ten years pumping iron twice a day and his upper arms now have the same circumference as a grown man’s waist.
But despite his cartoon proportions he hates spinach. (via The Daily Mail UK)
Nice reporting, everybody.
So Moustafa Ismail has spent ten years pumping iron twice a day, and at no point during those 3,650-ish days did anybody go, “hey Moustafa, you should probably work out other parts of your body, you look like a couch potato with fat lady arms. No, the backwards cap doesn’t help”. Seriously, how does this guy pose for muscle photos with a straight face? His biceps have “the same circumference as a grown man’s waist”, right? What’s the talking point for his forearms? Here’s a picture of him holding up a model with his “super strength” (because lifting a 100 pound lady requires THE WORLD’S LARGEST BICEPS), and look, his forearms and hers are EXACTLY THE SAME:
Look at the look on her face. If a model’s ever had a more convincing “you’re shitting me, right” look on her face, I’ve never seen it. Does Guinness have a world’s record for “most embarrassing fitness accomplishment”? Because this guy just took out two records at once.
Pro-tip for Ismail if he wants to keep his record: never compare vital stats with the World’s Fattest Woman.