I forget what company it is, but there’s been a new commercial with Marisa Miller airing lately, and it makes me sad because she’s all pregnant now. But the commercial was filmed either before she was pregnant or early on because she doesn’t have a bump, and it’s like, why’d she have to go and get all pregnant on us? How selfish can one woman be?
But it’s like my dad always says: “Sure, a woman might be pregnant and that could ruin her appeal, but in nine months that kid’ll be out and she’ll have bigger cans.” My dad is a poet, naturally.
Also, Marisa is a San Francisco Giants fan and she’s probably bummed right now that the St. Louis Cardinals are up 3-1 in the NLCS. Oh the fun we could have had if she had answered all of my letters about wanting to marry her.
MLB NLCS Game 5: San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals – 8:07 PM ET on Fox
Can the Cardinals close it out tonight to create the rematch of the 2006 World Series against the Detroit Tigers? You don’t care, you all hate the Cardinals. But I’m nervous because Lance Lynn throws more meatballs than a pitching machine lately. Also, I’m going to the Magic game and forgot to wear a Cardinals shirt so this game is already terribly jinxed.
Here are some college football games that you should watch that will be interesting:
No. 6 LSU at No. 20 Texas A&M – Noon on ESPN
No. 9 South Carolina at No. 3 Florida – 3:30 PM ET on CBS
No. 4 Kansas State at No. 17 West Virginia – 7 PM ET on Fox
No. 12 FSU at Miami – 8 PM ET on ABC
And here are some NFL games that you should watch:
All of them. Thank you, go Cardinals and here is Liraz Dror.