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Good Job, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Guys Whacking It To Porn Like You The Most

By / 11.19.12

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Pornhub

As the editor-in-chief of a popular sports comedy blog, I get two kinds of e-mails: the ones from people who have no idea who I am, but want a link anyway (sample: "HI JOSH, Spring is around the corner, here are the 50 greatest boobtacular moments in sports"), and the ones from porn tubes who just learned something about sports and think I should know about it.

In the interest of passing my experience on to you, here's a press release I just received from Pornhub, the visionary geniuses behind such clips as Hot Ass Naomi Russel in Fishnet Sexy F**king. They recently held a survey to see which NFL cheerleading squad fans most enjoyed seeing, and the results were ... predictable. But hey, until that Chad Johnson sex tape deal goes through, Pornhub's gotta do what Pornhub's gotta do*.

*I probably do not need to see what Pornhub's gotta do.

Pornhub.com, the premier online destination for adult entertainment, took to one of their world famous surveys to find out which is the most gorgeous squad on the gridiron – the results are as follows:

- Dallas Cowboys (54%, 1,274 votes)

- Houston Texans (13%, 315 votes)

- New England Patriots (13%, 295 votes)

- New York Jets (8%, 189 votes)

- Detroit Lions (6%, 135 votes)

- Washington Redskins (6%, 134 votes)

There you have it! The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders officially mounted the competition to snatch a tip-top spot in the mound.

I get it!

To test this theory, I've put together an impromptu slideshow of Dallas Cowboys cheerleader highlight videos and pictures of note. I don't know how many I'm going to include, but I'll probably keep adding and adding until HomeMoviesTube.com e-mails me their update about which European field hockey team is the most cuckold. Here are your 2012 season highlights so far, from Thanksgiving all the way back to the swimsuits.

Not included: those poor, poor guys jacking it to Lions games.





























































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