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The Strangest, Sexiest, Funniest Soccer Manager Calendar You Will Ever See

By 11.30.12

Forget Kelly Brook’s annual reminder to the world that she has large breasts and don’t bother picking up Sports Illustrated’s latest celebration of Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen. This year’s awesome sexy date tracker is coming from London artist James Husbands, as his 2013 Sexy Managers calendar is selling like crazy. So who has Husbands decided to capture in famous movie and TV poses in this incredible animated calendar? A bunch of guys I’ve never heard of, because I do not watch soccer.

But you’ve probably heard of them, because you are a sophisticated soccer fan, and unlike my brutish gorilla ass, you understand and appreciate the world’s most popular sport. According to the Daily Mail, the months are adorned with the most famous soccer managers in the world:

January – Arsene Wenger

February – Harry Redknapp

March – Roberto Mancini

April – Pep Guardiola/Jose Mourinho

May – Fabio Capello

June – Sven Goran Eriksson

July – Andre Villas-Boas

August – Martin Jol

September – Rafa Benitez

October - Ian Holloway

November – Alex Ferguson/Kenny Daglish

December – Roy Hodgson

As I said, only a few of those names are familiar to me, but I have to be honest… I’m a little turned on right now. Seriously, call me, Martin Jol.

Anyway, after the jump you can view the calendars images for yourself. I’ve been known to post a lot of artsy stuff between here and the mother site, and it’s because I just appreciate cool paintings, drawings, photoshops, etc. So I just want to say, without hyperbole, that short of the Dikembe Mutombo video game, this is my favorite thing that I’ve posted this year. And if Husbands made a similar calendar for NFL coaches, I think my head would explode.

So please do that, James Husbands. Please. Jim Schwartz doing the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct. That's all I ask.

January – Arsene Wenger

February – Harry Redknapp

March – Roberto Mancini

April – Pep Guardiola/Jose Mourinho

May – Fabio Capello

June – Sven Goran Eriksson

July – Andre Villas-Boas

August – Martin Jol

September – Rafa Benitez

October - Ian Holloway

November – Alex Ferguson/Kenny Daglish

December – Roy Hodgson

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TAGSAlex FergusonAndre Villas-BoasArsene WengerAWESOME CALENDARSFabio CapelloHarry RedknappIan HollowayJAMES HUSBANDSJose MourinhoKenny DaglishlondonMANAGERSMartin JolPep GuardiolaRafa BenitezRoberto ManciniRoy HodgsonSOCCERSven Goran Eriksson

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