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12.14 The Cooler

Michelle Jenneke Meets Forever Alone. Pretty Sure I’m The One Forever Alone

By 12.13.12

Michelle Jenneke Forever Alone video

Back in July, With Leather created an Internet maelstrom (or “malestrom”) of guys furiously GIFfing and watermarking pictures of Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke. The clip of her infectiously smiling and dancing before owning heat 2 of the Women’s 100 metres hurdles at the 14th IAAF World Junior Championships in Barcelona went nuclear, we were called perverts by everyone from the UK Daily Mail to Yahoo!, and it ultimately led to Michelle getting offers to pose nude by … basically everybody.

What it never led to was Michelle Jenneke hanging out with us, playing video games with us or sharing pancakes. Or crying at Up. Or any of the things that were special and rightfully ours.

Somehow, theChive had the connections to live our dreams. I guess UPROXX was too busy not fulfilling our dreams and let this one slip through the cracks. Anyway, I am now officially Forever Alone, and you can watch this clip of people I don’t know palling around with a lady I don’t know and ruining my life.

Michelle Jenneke, you are beautiful and seem great, but here is an emoticon: :(

[h/t to @JohnHyperion]


TOPICS#video games
TAGSAUSTRALIABREAKFAST FOODSFOREVER ALONEHURDLESmichelle jennekePIXAR

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