Excited About The Super Bowl? Eat Colin Kaepernick’s Arm

Or, more simply, “Caekernick.”

Because simply emulating the body art of your favorite quarterback isn’t enough, Village Baking Co. in Modesto, California, has created the COLIN KAEPERNICK ARM CAKE.

@tannerscholtes was gracious enough to snap this picture and share it on Twitter. The full version of the picture is below, in case you need total confirmation that somebody made a cake in the shape of somebody’s arm and created a maelstrom of football fans who thought this was a great idea and really want to eat Colin Kaepernick’s body parts.

I don’t know about you, but now I really want a Carvel ice cream cake in the shape of Cam Newton’s chest.

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