I don’t like to brag, friends, but I have never been kicked in the head. I’ve been punched and slapped, but never has someone’s foot made contact with my face as an act of aggression or competition, and as long as I’m alive I plan to keep it that way. However, because this is America, some people choose to let feet hit their faces and I am fine with that, because I don’t judge. Especially when that foot-to-face contact makes me shout, “HOLY SH*T YOUR FACE, BRO!”
This week’s edition of “Meet the Foot” is brought to us by the South Texas Fighting Championship’s Bad Blood MMA event that took place last Friday in McAllen, Texas. The match in question was between Vaughn Govia and Miguel “Mikey” Saenz in a contest of lightweights that lasted roughly 5 seconds, as Govia simply knocked Saenz the f*ck out with a vicious kick. Video after the jump, but if you work for Steve Hickey, make sure you look over your shoulder so you’re not fired for watching child pornography.
After watching that video several times now, I have come to the conclusion that I would like to continue not being kicked in the face, thank you very much.
(H/T to our pals at Cage Potato)