Best: I Believe in Joseph Park
Needless to say I loved this segment. The naïveté of Joseph Park thinking that “politicking” means having posters and buttons and an actual campaign is downright adorable, but the best part is Hogan’s reaction to Joe asking if he can count on his vote.
I feel like this is the most natural we’ve seen Hulk Hogan be…pretty much ever on a wrestling television show, and these moments of seemingly genuine emotion are what really elevates his storyline above most others on television right now.
So don’t leave your candidate a question mark, go ahead and vote for Park!
(I have made a Republican variant, because just like TNA, my sh-tty jokes were only relevant 4+ months ago)
Worst: Gainful Employment
JOSEPH PARK HAD A Q&A AND I WAS AT WORK
WORST. WORST FOREVER.
The Q&A was pretty great, and I learned a lot of adorable things about Joseph Park, but ugh, stupid work and needing to pay bills and buy food and stuff. It was actually pretty brilliant and reminded me of things in his storyline that even I, the Internet’s Foremost Joseph Park Scholar and Best Friend Wannabe, had forgotten. It filled in some blanks (like what kind of law he practicesw, and…well…just look:
brb, creating a Kickstarter to go to the zoo with Joseph Park.