BEST: Every wrestling match on this show is good
I really enjoyed Punk vs. Jericho. I really enjoyed every wrestling match tonight. I don’t remember the last time I said that. How is this happening? Is Brandon Stroud able to dictate the quality of Raw by being in an airport on Monday nights? I’m sorry for bringing it up again but really, we’re all thinking it.
BEST: Hospitality gets revenge
So, some shrunken Eli Cottonwood looking guy works at this hotel now and he’s got a package for The Big Show. Big Show hastily reads the contract, signs it and then gets jumped by Del Rio. They destroy the sweet little elevator area lobby and then get TOTALLY BUSTED by the previous waiter who, I assume, was coming up to collect the 15% he deserved. Hopefully he saw Big Show laid out (from “bad mexican food”, says Alberto, which is an obvious lie because he’s talking to the same guy who delivered his chicken and vegetable dish earlier) and he used his master key card to go in there and take $6 out of his wallet. 20%.
BEST: My Time is Now Feed Me More It’s a Shame
Effective segment! I don’t recall the last time we got to hear three entrance songs in a row like that. The crowd goes home happy but The Shield doesn’t look any weaker. When the Shield was walking up the ramp I thought oh man, who’s song are they about to play now but then got scared it would be The Rock (unless he was coming out to retire for real). Cool that the entire good guy locker room got on the same page and came to stop The Shield from running but lost opportunity. They could have cobbled together everyone’s entrance music and it would have sounded as terrible as Booker T’s opening promo. Synergy. The beginning is in the end is the beginning. Bookends. Goodnight.
BEST: Top 10 Comments Of The Night
Oops Pow Surprise
STOP EXTENDING THE PATRIOT ACT, HE’S TAPPING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Nope. I’m not getting behind Jack Swagger if all that is happened to his character is that he’s been infected with an Alien Symbiote.
Alberto Del Rio has wonderful hair.
NOT EVERY COMMENT HAS TO BE A JOKE!
Whole Lotta Denim
Where Sandow’s going, he won’t need….Rhodes.
Oh so that is how we do it.
Join us next week on monday night raw…..for this week on monday night raw.
To be fair, Show gives God 10%.
Atlanta fans: “The Rock was just running out for cigarettes….our champ will be here any minute”
Miz turned into Skeet Ulrich so fast we hardly noticed.
Man Of 1004 Holds
Hey Miz…..I had sex with Katie too man.