It’s Katherine Webb’s ass in case you’re confused as to what Ndamukong Suh is watching. Some people might think it’s inappropriate for a man to stare at a girl’s ass like that, but when you’re Ndamukong Suh and you have a history of stomping on guys or kicking them in the balls, I’m cool if you’d rather not hurt people with your inhuman strength.
Sure, AJ McCarron probably doesn’t like Suh or any other gigantic professional athletes staring at his girlfriend, but that’s the chance we take when Brent Musberger turns them into sex symbols with his magical old pervert drool.
NCAA Basketball: LSU at Tennessee – 7 PM ET on ESPN U
NCAA Basketball: Indiana at Michigan State – 7 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Basketball: FSU at NC State – 7 PM ET on ESPN 2
NCAA Basketball: Florida at Missouri – 9 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Basketball: Virginia at Miami – 9 PM ET on ESPN U
Before we get into this evening of excellent basketball games and conference rivalries, let’s have some real talk for a second. Look, college kids – specifically those in student government, fraternities and sororities and campus activities boards – we get it, you want to do fun things to promote school spirit so you can take credit for them and convince yourself that everyone likes you. Trust me, I was that guy, too.
But I hate that guy now. Everyone does. I’ve tried so hard to bury the cheerleader that I once was, but I know that if I were in college today, I’d be trying to get people to do a hilarious Harlem Shake video, too. So please heed this advice – stop it. Just. Stop. It.
And for the love of God, if you do make one, don’t use it as a platform to compare your school to another. Just look at the comments on UCF’s video. Bone chilling.
NHL: Sharks at Blues – 8 PM ET on NBC Sports
I know I haven’t been talking about hockey that much, but someone should try to beat the Chicago Blackhawks. Just throwing that out there in case no coaches have thought about doing that yet.
The Ultimate Fighter: Team Jones vs. Team Sonnen
This week, Brittney Palmer stops by to tell all of the competitors that even combined, they aren’t half the man that I am. And then I’ll wake up because I left the hot plate on my coffee table while I was making Hot Pockets and playing Mario Kart.
But seriously, why isn’t this happening in Orlando, UFC?
That’s f*cked up.
(Suh and Webb’s ass sitting in a tree, via)
I want more like this!
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