Obviously, like a lot of American men between the ages of 13 and however old I am, I adore Kate Upton. But when my best friend RoboPanda (category: GammaSquad) sent me the above video of Upton in a Gillette ad, I wasn’t expecting that laugh. Is that her real laugh? Because, yikes.
Either way, congrats to Upton on Justin Verlander’s new MLB record payday. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but she better lock that down.
As for this weekend’s sports action, SPOILER ALERT: It’s all NCAA Tournament action. Even though Indiana destroyed my hopes last night. That’s important to note, because I’m the only person in America who picked Indiana to win it all. Crazy, right?
No. 1 Louisville vs. No. 12 Oregon – 7:15 PM ET on CBS
No. 1 Kansas vs. No. 4 Michigan – 7:37 PM ET on TBS
No. 2 Duke vs. No. 3 Michigan State – 9:45 PM ET on CBS
No. 3 Florida vs. No. 15 FGCU – 9:57 PM ET
I came across that shirt on Tumblr earlier today and I felt like an idiot. How did I not think of that idea and make billions of dollars from it by predicting that FGCU would upset both Georgetown and San Diego State? Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be me.
No. 3 Marquette vs. No. 4 Syracuse – 4:30 PM ET on CBS
No. 2 Ohio State vs. No. 9 Wichita State – 7:05 PM ET on CBS
Never forget, Ohio State.
Whatever teams are left are going to play each other. It’s impressive, the NCAA has a whole system for it.