I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but it is.
The Golden State Warriors were down by 2 at the end of the first quarter in Thursday’s game against the Oklahoma City Thunder. If you’re wondering, yes, this is one of the most unimportant statistical moments possible in the NBA. Warriors point guard Jarrett Jack knew that something had to be done and launched a 3/4 court shot to try and take the lead. When I say “launched” I’m not using it to mean “he took a shot from far away,” I mean that he literally f**king put a basketball into a space shuttle and launched it at goal.
See that little orange spot at the top of the image? That’s the basketball. Here’s the clip, which may be the worst attempt at a buzzer beater ever.
Jarrett Jack should seriously consider giving up basketball and signing with the 49ers, or at least do a bunch of Powerade commercials where he throws shit out of a stadium. Dude could’ve sunk a Rock n’ Jock 10-point shot from full court with that heave.