We’re Gonna Get Bombed And It’s College Humor’s Fault For Making Space Jam Jokes

As a resident of Austin, Texas, I’m on supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un’s “show America what’s up by firing missles at them” list. I’m still not 100% sure why. Washington, Los Angeles, Austin. But hey, I haven’t been missile attacked since I heard the news, so I assume I got away with my treasonous whatevers or was at least outside of the blast radius.

Now here comes College Humor with their The Adventures of Kim Jong-un animated series to ensure that the entire INTERNET gets threatened attacked, and they roped me into it by peppering an episode with Space Jam jokes. Just when I think I’m out, College Humor, you pull me back in.

I present to you now supreme leader Kim Jong-un, Yao Ming, Dennis “Denzel” Rodman and Lola Bunny (no, seriously) in The Adventures of Kim Jong-un. Watch at your own risk.

It’s like a beautifully animated Taiwan Animation clip. One of my new professional goals is to find the animation team from ‘Cowboy Bebop’ and get them to meticulously recreate beautifully-drawn Next Media Animation covers. Tim Tebow stabbing a dolphin with a spear, but with speed lines!

(If I’ve been swiftly executed by the time you read this, it’s been great making sports jokes to you.)

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