Conan’s Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names, Featuring Disturbing German Pornography

By: 05.07.13  •  7 Comments

Conan Kentucky Derby Names

The synopsis for this ‘Conan’ highlight tells you everything you need to know:

“Orb” is a cool name for a racehorse. “Timothy’s Weak Erection” is not.

Conan put together a list of lower-stakes racehorse names, and the results include Tim’s sexual problems, an O.J. Simpson reference and my personal favorite, “Disturbing German Pornography.” The Kentucky Derby is the worst, so a big thank you goes out to Conan O’Brien for giving me something to laugh about. The clip, courtesy of Team Coco, is after the jump.

I keep trying to think of what funny things I’d name a horse if I owned one, but nope, I’d just name it “Rocket” because I’m a man-child and a slave to my own pop culture references. Although “Increasingly Fat Dan Aykroyd” would be pretty great. I can pretend like we’re starring in Loser!

[via Team Coco]

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