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GO! LISTEN TO THESE ANGRY MMA CORNERS! NO! COWBOY!

By / 05.10.13

YouTube user Jerry Rips is using YouTube correctly. He takes advantage of something not all of us have (a subscription to UFC.TV, which allows you to listen to alternative audio feeds) and provides a service (collecting the best moments of hilariously angry corner-speak and uploading it). His most recent video is STELLAR, and is the perfect combination of hateful, condescending and incomprehensible. If you’re at work, it’s probably not the kind of thing you want to blast from your speakers, because it is … uh, frank.

Sample dialogue includes the choice “GET HIM! GET HIM! NO! COWBOY!” from the 4:48 mark, as well as this all-time classic at 1:10:

Spread the f**kin’ legs. F**k. F**kin’.

It’s hard to transcribe this on a blog that doesn’t allow me to drop F-bombs. Oh, wait, I can transcribe this part (starting at 5:46) that you’ll be repeating all day …

GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST!

So yeah, go forward (and watch this video), go first (in the comments section?).

[new upload via BJPenn.com]


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