Throughout my formative drinking years, I was never much of a chugger. While the other bros were out back shotgunning Keystone cans, I was standing in the corner, ashamed of my inability to binge drink effectively, always blaming it on my deviated septum. So you can imagine how my shame has resurfaced as I watch this video of a girl who can supposedly chug beer through her ear.
As an expert of human language and placing dialect, I can tell that this young lady is not from America. After that, you’re guess is as good as mine as far as whether or not this is humanly possible or if she is just a fake. But why the hell would someone pretend to be someone they’re not on the Internet?
For the sake of due diligence, I turned to Web MD to see if it is even possible for a person to imbibe liquids through the ear, and according to my extensive research, she has cancer.