A Brief History Of Saul Bass Title Sequences In GIFs
NBC Has Renewed 'Parks & Rec' For A Sixth Season

With Leather’s Watch This: Where Was This Spring Break Anthem During Spring Break?

By 05.09.13

Too little, too late, Lonely Island guys. Spring Break has once again come and gone. Or maybe that was the point. Comedy has so many layers these days.

Also, I wouldn’t marry James Franco. He’s just so strange, like he’s trying way too hard to be an artist. I feel like I’d come home from a long day at the office and find him cheating on me and he’d be like, “It’s art, bro husband.” I’m not falling for that again, James.

NHL Playoffs

Game 5: Islanders at Penguins – 7 PM ET on NBC Sports

Game 5: Senators at Canadiens – 7 PM ET on CNBC

Game 5: Wild at Blackhawks – 9:30 PM ET

Hopefully no other hockey WAGs are caught exchanging glances that could easily be misconstrued so I don’t have to make a harmless joke about it again and be called a lazy sexist. If there’s anything I’m not, it’s lazy.

NCAA Baseball: LSU at Texas A&M – 9 PM ET on ESPN U

Maybe if my remote’s batteries die while I’m flipping past ESPN U. And if I’m flipping channels, I deserve it.

MLB: Braves at Giants – 10 PM ET on MLB Network

I will be asleep by this time, because I am a good boy.

NBA Playoffs

No games tonight. Because the NBA is run by complete idiots who don’t know how to schedule their f-ing playoff games. Anyway, I was looking over some more GIFs and images of the crazy Heat Babe, and I feel like the High Five Heat Bro behind her is really lost in all of this. Because he is super proud of the way he yells at the people he paid money to watch.


TOPICS#MLB
TAGSNBA PlayoffsNHL PLAYOFFSSpring BreakTHE LONELY ISLANDWATCH THIS

Join The Discussion


[avatar]

Join the discussion. or Register





Powered by WordPress.com VIP