Here’s a quick example of why so many fights happen in an octagonal cage.
If you’ve ever dreamed of watching ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ star Colin Mochrie kickbox a dude so brutally he falls out of the ring, here’s your chance. Colin (I have no idea what the guy’s real name is) is the white guy in the yellow trunks. The other guy, brave enough to enter a ring with BAD ASS FLAMEZ on his shorts, is (I’m assuming) a student of the worst MMA fighter ever.
What happens is a spectacular display of how knees to the face effect gravity.
Thanks for sharing that screener tape, KnockoutFootage. I haven’t enjoyed a screener this much since my mom worked at a video store and snagged a copy of Bloodsport before street date.
The main event of my first MMA PPV (tentatively titled FRIENDS MMA) is going to be a triple threat shootfight between gravity guy, worst MMA fighter ever guy and Bucky Boyd. Book it.
[h/t to Cage Potato]