If exercising and staying in shape are as easy as lifting an adorable golden retriever puppy a few times each day, then I should look like the Incredible Hulk. Well, actually, I would need a golden retriever puppy first, because I don’t actually pick my dog up that much. She’s a 42-pound diva that freaks out when I pick her up, so unless we’re at the vet, I don’t bother.
But if someone wants to give me a golden retriever puppy to test this Puppy Workout exercise program, I’d be willing to play guinea pig. And maybe you can give me a guinea pig, too, to use as hand weights.
MLB: Diamondbacks at Mets – 7 PM ET on ESPN
I haven’t looked, but I assume that Matt Harvey is pitching. That’s the only reason I see for the Mets to be scheduled for a primetime game.
WWE Main Event – 7 PM ET on ION
If it’s not a tribute to Doink, then I don’t want to watch it. That man deserves a full hour.
Tour de France: Stage 5 – 8 PM ET on NBC Sports
Is anyone watching this crap anymore? Either let all of the cyclists openly destroy their bodies with steroids for the sake of winning or end this BS sport already. Sorry, I’m always a little more cynical around the most important holiday.
I want more like this!
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