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With Leather’s Watch This: When Will MMA Fighters Stop Taunting Their Opponents?

By / 07.31.13

I don’t know what this guy’s name is, where he’s fighting or what his record is, but HO.LEE.CRAPBALLS he might win the prize for the dumbest mixed martial arts fighter of the year. Yes, even dumber than the guy who basically curled up in a ball and wet himself in order to not get his ass kicked. Because while that guy may have been a terrified man-child, he didn’t taunt his opponent twice before being… well, you can see for yourself.

Please, Internet. Please find out who this head-geared loser is so we can shame him properly. You know, if he’s still alive and this wasn’t some viral video stunt by an energy drink company.

(H/T to Cage Potato)

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Giraffe

You’re never any help.


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