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Davey Johnson Turned In The Quote Of The Year About Mike Napoli’s Porn Star Girlfriend

By 08.22.13

The above young lady in the fuchsia dress, enjoying a sip of spirits with her fellow lady friend is adult film actress Rachel Starr. She was the topic of conversation on yesterday’s Junkies program on 106.7 The Fan in Washington DC, as the hosts of the sports talk radio show learned that she is dating Boston Red Sox catcher Mike Napoli, which became evident the other day when she Tweeted this picture from a game and singled out Napoli. I should probably warn you to peruse her Twitter feed with care, as she likes to post rather graphic sexual images of her engaging in various acts of intercourse, and possibly putting the neck of a bottle of Fighting Cock where it wasn’t actually intended to be. Needless to say, Napoli is probably really enjoying life right now.

Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, the Junkies. Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson made his weekly appearance on the show yesterday and, according to Dan Steinberg at the Washington Post, he was a little upset that he’d been told the hosts were being raunchy prior to him coming on, and they explained that they were simply talking about Napoli dating a porn star.

To which Johnson replied: “Well none of my guys could, ’cause we can’t score.” He should have retired right then and there.

I think that… yep… that quote hit the celebratory GIF jackpot!

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TOPICS#MLB
TAGSBaseballboston red soxCHICKS WHO DATE ATHLETESDAVEY JOHNSONGIF JACKPOTMIKE NAPOLIporn starsQUOTE OF THE YEARRACHEL STARRSPORTS TALK RADIOWASHINGTON NATIONALS

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