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By / 08.29.13

I try not to be a hypocrite too often, but sometimes it’s just downright unavoidable. There are these two bros that I used to walk by every day on my way home from work, and they were always riding those big motorized skateboard around. Both of them were juiced up with bleach-blond spikey hair and big earrings, and I just can’t emphasize enough how big of bros these guys were, and how much of douchebags they looked like on those boards. But they thought they were the coolest douchebags in the world.

Fast forward to today, when our new UPROXX video guru, RP, emailed me the above video for the Golf Board, which is a motorized skateboard that was built for use on golf courses. I WANT ONE OF THESE SO BAD!!!1!

*falls to the floor, kicking and screaming*

Hey, guess what, you guys… COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

College Football: UNC at South Carolina – 6 PM ET on ESPN

CLOWNEY TIME!

Clowney FInish Him

(GIF via the incredible LSU Freek)

College Football: Tulsa at Bowling Green – 7 PM ET on ESPN U

MACTION TIME!

College Football: Utah State at Utah – 8 PM ET on FS1

MORMON TIME!

College Football: Mississippi at Vanderbilt – 9 PM ET on ESPN

DESTROYED HAT BRIM WITH BUSHY HAIR TIME!

College Football: Rutgers at Fresno State – 10:30 PM ET

TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS GAME TIME!

And I think there’s some tennis and maybe baseball on tonight. Or not. Whatever.


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