The last time we had an @Storytime, MMA fighter Renzo Gracie was luring in muggers, beating them up with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and then hunting them down like Batman when they tried to run away. It was violent, and kinda weird.
In the spirit of "violent and kinda weird," our next @Storytime takes place largely in the mind of Metta World Peace, who hopped on Twitter to tell the story of his run-in with a crazy man at a Los Angeles-area deli. I say "largely in the mind" because there's like a 5% maximum truth to this story, which involves Metta going into a deli, deciding everything was racist, announcing that rules were meant to be broken, breaking everything and getting into a text fight with a guy who was standing in front of him. Then eating lunch.
It ... makes even less sense when you read the tweets.
Big thanks to Weed over at Sportress for the h/t on this. Never change, Metta World Peace.