The Best and Worst of Impact Wrestling 05/09/13: Where Everything’s Made Up And The Points Don’t Matter

By: 09.06.13  •  32 Comments


Hiiiii! I’m happy to see you all again! A few things before we get going:

-If you missed the Wrestling Is Cruel Summer preview show with Robert Newsome, Kobald, Jervis Cottonbelly, and myself, you can rewatch it here. I also encourage you to watch 1-900-WRESTLING-IS from the Wrestling is Fun Cruel Summer iPPV. You should watch the iPPV itself, but the backstage show hosted by Billy Kumohara and Jervis Cottonbelly is aces. Just top notch fun. The Baltic Siege singing a Backstreet Boys song is the thing you want the most that you never knew you wanted in the first place, and there’s a gratuitous amount of Dan Yost. You have zero reasons not to watch it.

-You can follow me on Twitter here, With Leather here, and UPROXX here. Like this on Facebook, tumbl it, tweet it, or whatever else you kids are doing with the socials media these days. Is Tout still a thing? Lol of course it’s not.

This week on Impact: 20 points are on the line! Angry words are spoken! A seventeen hour gauntlet match! Joseph Park! Exclamation marks!

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