You know what I enjoy watching? People getting hurt when they intentionally set out to hurt themselves by doing something really stupid. I don’t think this bro who intentionally face-planted into a steel chair shot was seriously hurt, but I’m optimistic that this will lead to other, more ridiculous feats that will hopefully one day involve a potato gun and a bee hive stuck on his head. In fact, if someone could give me a heads up when that video hits, I’d greatly appreciate it.
(Via UPROXX Video)
Friday, Friday, Friday!
NCAA Football: Air Force at Boise State – 8 PM ET on ESPN
I know less than diddly and approximately squat about either of these teams this season, but I’m going to predict that it will be a great game, because that’s what clueless TV analysts have taught me to do.
Bellator MMA – 9 PM ET on SPIKE
Patricio Freire and Diego Nunes face off in a battle of one guy whose name I can’t pronounce against one guy whose name I think I can pronounce.
MLS Soccer: Seattle vs. Salt Lake – 10 PM ET on NBC Sports
Big ratings move, NBC.
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday!
NCAA Football Games That You Should Probably Watch
No. 1 Alabama at No. 6 Texas A&M – 3:30 PM ET on CBS
Who do you pick in a battle of Nick Saban against Johnny Manziel? This is the greatest predicament of the season.
Nevada at No. 10 FSU – 3:30 PM ET on ESPN
Everyone hop on board the Jameis Winston bandwagon while the Seminoles are winning the easy ones. If FSU’s season goes how it normally does, this will be over and disappointing by mid-October.
No. 16 UCLA at No. 23 Nebraska – Noon ET on ABC
Is this an exciting game? Who knows? But it’s on TV and falls smack dab in the middle of my “lay on the couch and not give a sh*t about anything time.
UCF at Penn State – 6 PM ET on the Big Ten Network
I assume that this will be the highest rated game ever played, because Blake Bortles is involved and he is the Heisman Trophy winner this season, case closed.
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Watch every NFL game as if they may be your last.
Until then, here’s a very interesting Instagram video of Bellator’s Jade Bryce.