If you’d like to know what happened on tonight’s WWE Raw but don’t want to read star ratings and wordy paragraphs to decipher it, With Leather is here for you. Here’s what happened on the October 21, 2013, episode of WWE Raw:
WWE Raw results:
1. Daniel Bryan defeated United States Champion Dean Ambrose. This was non-title. Bryan won via submission when he countered a schoolboy roll-up into the Yes Lock.
2. Santino Marella defeated Heath Slater. Santino won with the Cobra. He, Hornswoggle and The Great Khali were all dressed like Elvis.
3. Randy Orton defeated Dolph Ziggler. Orton pinned Ziggler with an RKO after a competitive match.
4. The Bella Twins defeated AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka. Brie Bella pinned AJ with a facebuster.
5. The Wyatt Family defeated Kofi Kingston and The Miz. Luke Harper pinned Kingston after a huge lariat. After the match, the Wyatt Family attacked The Miz.
6. CM Punk and Big E Langston defeated Ryback and Curtis Axel. This was originally Curtis Axel vs. Big E Langston, but it never started as Ryback attacked Langston before the bell. CM Punk made the save, and Vickie Guerrero turned it into a tag team match. Langston pinned Axel after The Big Ending.
7. The Real Americans defeated Tons of Funk. Jack Swagger made Brodus Clay submit with the Patriot Lock, set up by a giant swing from Antonio Cesaro. After the match Zeb Colter revealed a bullwhip and threatened to use it on El Torito for “goring” him on Smackdown.
8. The Usos vs. The Shield went to a no contest. This was for a #1 contenders shot at the WWE Tag Team Championships. The Rhodes brothers were on color commentary. Dean Ambrose got into a fight with them, causing everything to fall apart.
– Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton had a contract signing for Hell in a Cell. Big Show drove a transfer truck into the arena, distracting Randy Orton and allowing Bryan to hit him with a running knee. Bryan and Show posed on the truck to end the show.