I attended the Orlando Magic’s home opener against the New Orleans Pelicans on Friday night, and while I was mostly surprised that my favorite NBA team didn’t look all that horrible, I did cringe and slide down in my seat when a “Blurred Lines” parody was played on the Amway Center’s big screen. I was seriously hoping that we, as a society, had moved past “Blurred Lines” already, but I guess I was wrong.
The Atlanta Hawks doubled down on my incorrect assessment with this Code of Conduct video set to the tune of “Blurred Lines,” and while I definitely appreciate their cheerleading talent… ouch, my ears.
Monday Night Football: Bears at Packers – 8 PM ET on ESPN
My favorite part of NFL Sunday this week was infuriating all of the @NotJayCutler followers with my Jay Cutler Entourage fan fiction. I lost followers by the hundreds and it was GLORIOUS. Definitely won’t be the last we see of that obnoxious bit.
WWE Monday Night Raw – 8 PM ET on USA
One more week until Total Divas returns! Brandon asked me if I was excited about it this morning and of course the answer is yes. Especially since we know that Nattie peed her pants.
NHL: Ducks at Rangers – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
This new restaurant opened up near me and someone told me that the duck pizza is really good, which is odd because I find duck to be rather chewy. That’s all I have to say about this game.
World Series of Poker – 8 PM ET on ESPN2
We’re still doing this? I guess I’m just upset that my idea for competitive “Guess the number between 1 and 100” never caught on with ESPN. Probably because the number was always 69.
By the way, always exercise caution when Googling “Bill and Ted 69” with your safe search off.