It’s Friday, So Here’s A Bully Getting Speared Into A Car Door

Occasionally we run out of MMA stories to share, and in lieu of just telling you who we think will win fights based on how angry they look, we’ll share a clip of a kid wrestling a bear or Bucky Boyd eating a stuffed animal or hillbillies trying to choke each other out in their living room and call it mixed-martial arts. Being crazy and flailing around are both fighting styles, right? And they’re mixed.

Anyway, Middle Easy shared this WORLDSTAR-quality video of two girls fighting outside of a McDonald’s, so we’re calling it STREETFIGHTING MMA and going with it. It’s also a little professional wrestling, too, as you’ll see when one girl gets a Roman Reigns-style spear into a car door and gets knocked out. The chorus of girls going dyyyyammmmn makes it even better.

First person to put a Jim Ross call behind this and send it to me gets the greatest hat-tip ever.

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