My wife! MY WIFE!
Here’s Southern Illinois basketball head coach Barry Hinson going full I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS during Tuesday’s post game presser. SIU lost to the Murray State Racers 73-65 and fell 2-8 on the season, prompting an amazing rant that features dick jokes, multiple comparisons to Hinson’s wife and an explanation of how you “house train a puppy dog.” Oh, and at one point he explains that tactical assassination is the reason his team had so many turnovers.
“There was a sniper in the gym. Didn’t you see that? We had guys falling down. We had a guy snipered at half-court. Two guys snipered at half-court. It was unbelievable. I would’ve thought Navy Seal Team 6 was out there.”
The Salukis have been compromised to a permanent end. Check it out:
[h/t to Extra Mustard]