In the beginning of this video, there’s a guy just sitting on one of the machines in this gym, and he’s not doing anything that even remotely resembles exercise. That’s basically me at a gym, because of guys like the star of this video. I don’t care that he’s apparently really strong and he’s willing to almost cause a lat workouts machine to fall over and probably crush his throat and skull. Good for him on that front.
He’s totally hogging this machine, and I’m the kind of bro who likes to get my workout over quickly so I can go hit up Hooters and have some celebratory beers and a Buffalo chicken sandwich. But yeah, take your time, bro. We can all live in the gym with you.
Baylor at Iowa State – 7 PM ET on ESPN 2
Georgia Tech at Duke – 7 PM ET on ESPNU
Tennessee at LSU – 7 PM ET on ESPN
Creighton at DePaul – 9 PM ET on FS1
Ohio State at Michigan State – 9 PM ET on ESPN
Vandy at Alabama – 9 PM ET on ESPNU
And now, welcome to what I like to call the beginning of the men’s basketball season.
NHL: Flyers at Devils – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
Will anything that happens in this game top this hockey GIF?
God, I hope so.
NBA: Spurs at Bulls – 8 PM ET on WGN
It’s a sad day for Bulls fans, knowing that the team is basically in tank mode for this season. The good news is that it’s hopefully only for this season, and the team can save some money now and afford to dip Derrick Rose in adamantium.